Josie's Snakes and Ladders

Josie showed Uncle Mat how to play Josie's Snakes and Ladders yesterday.

Mat says: interesting rules
Mat says: Rule 1: If the dice rolls off the board, it's no good and must be rolled again.
Mat says: Rule 2: Whatever the dice shows after being rolled is irrelevant.
Mat says: Rule 3: Josie shalt place the pieces on the board at random. (Though usually with her winning from the start)
Mat says: Rule 4: Nobody but Josie shalt move the pieces once they're on the board. And they shalt be moved randomly according to Her wishes.
Mat says: Rule 5: The pieces shalt not be stuck on the ends of fingers and waggled humorously. They are meant to be on the game board and She will get quite cross if they're removed.
Mat says: Rule 6: There is to be no poking or tickling of The Josie during the game. This is serious business after all.
Mat says: Rule 7: The Josie shalt play the game without shoes and socks on on a cold night. When told to put them back on and asked if she wanted to sit in the naughty spot, she replies that "My mummy said YES!"
Mat says: I am unsure as to whether that was an answer to the former or the latter.

heheheh..