What We Do At Work..

... we make note of the things we say...

Here are some quotes.. not all are mine.. but some are.. have a guess at which ones..

1. 17/8/06 I need to moisturise my heel.
2. 2/02/06 I'm a watermelon girl.
3. 15/4/05 So, you've been going out a lot?.. I've got new pyjamas...
4. 27/10/05 I love binding combs. I think they're the coolest things..
5. 13/7/05 Never assume I know anything..
6. 7/03/05 ...but I'm just a woman...
7. 4/04/05 I'm off to bingo..
8. 21/3/05 .. because I'm not a youngster like you, I have to be in bed by 9...
9. 9/11/05 I don't want a Nano.. We're NOT getting a Nano, alright? But seriously, it's really, really thin.. and its got accessories.. AND..
10. 3/11/05 So if one person is born in 1975, are they older or younger than someone born in 1974?
11. 25/11/05 Yeah, my knees crunch too.. but then I crunch everywhere..
12. 31/10/05 I diagnosed my own gall stones with Google..
13. 1/9/05 It tastes good, it smells good, who care's whats in it?
14. 12/11/04 Hedgehog? What? Where??... -not now..
    

So there you go.. its so funny reading through them...