Heeee's Too Sexy For His Hat ...

Not only did we suck quite badly in our attempts to master the fine art of golf on the weekend but Antony also reached new heights in his attempt to master the even finer art of dressing like a golfer:


Though we were embarrassing ourselves quite badly, I was surprised to find that my mutant power appears to be that I drain all nearby people of any skill they might have had before coming into range. The guy who tee'd off after us and who asked if he could play through, since we were going so slowly, then produced a tee off which could only be described as a DB (to quote Roy and H.G.) .. a dog's breakfast! So I at least felt better after that.