Save Me From The Almighty CARP !

OMG I am in hysterics..

george says: marina
george says: where is vika
Mari says: dont know
george says: why
Mari says: because i am not her mother?
Mari says: i was tlaking to her about half an hour ago
Mari says: maybe she's in a meeting ?
george says: marina we have problem with carp
Mari says: carp ?
Mari says: you have a problem with a carp?
george says: i talk to vika
Mari says: what happened, it refused to get on your fishing line ?
george says: later
Mari says: later? huh? what? I'm all confused..
Mari says: There are fish all around me..
george says: wait
Mari says: if i wait, the fish might get me
Mari says: I must run away.. hide from the carp!
george says: stoped
Mari says: im stoped.
george says: i cant talk with two of you
Mari says: you are tlaking to the carp as well as me ??
Mari says: how rude!
george says: i am talking with vika
george says: sorry
Mari says: ahhhhh now I understand..
Mari says: is the carp with Vika ?
george says: stopped please
Mari says: im stopped im stopped.. go talk to you favourite daughter, just because SHE has the carp..
george says: please................................................
Mari says: are you begging dad? are you?
Mari says: ahhhh see now you know how I feel when you drive me nuts !
george says: please...............................................
george says: noty girl
Mari says: that was SO much fun !

I don't have an update on the state of the fish.. so don't ask..

The other side of the conversation:

george says: vika
george says: we have problem to get carp
george says: vika
vika says: what can i do
vika says: i dont fish
vika says: u do
vika says: go to marrickville
vika says: where u buy fish
vika says: u can also go to Metro in marrickville they have a fish shop there too
george says: i was and bay a carp which is bad inside and i have it with me today to bring fish back
vika says: where?
vika says: at marrickville?
george says: yes
george says: so
george says: vika
george says: where you are
vika says: what can i say
vika says: take it back
vika says: and get fresh
vika says: and complain
vika says: and get refund
george says: i wand you to call to fish shops on east lake and east garden and find if they have carp and tomorrow i am going to buy it
george says: vika
george says: where you are
george says: tell me somthing
vika says: papa
vika says: i am at work
vika says: so r u
vika says: i cant call shops for the fish
george says: why
vika says: i have to work
vika says: be real
vika says: no can do
george says: no kiding???
vika says: no
vika says: no kidding
george says: ok
vika says: thank god
george says: no i need to now about fish
vika says: what do u need to know?
vika says: i cant call
vika says: u have to go and see
george says: why--just call them
vika says: i cant call
vika says: i am at work
vika says: go away
george says: no
george says: find
george says: marina is very surprise----you are working today???
vika says: if both of u leave me alone i will have time to work

Meanwhile..

george says: marina dont leave her alone
Mari says: lol
Mari says: why not ?
george says: i need fish
george says: she scould call top fish shop and find
Mari says: dad she is at work! she cannot be making calls to fish shops!
Mari says: be reasonable !
george says: ok
george says: marina
george says: find for me phone fish shop in east lake and east garden
george says: marina where you are
george says: answer me
Mari says: OH
Mari says: MY
Mari says: GOD
Mari says: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mari says: I ALSO am trying to work!
george says: try
george says: not kidding????
Mari says: wait!
george says: thanks
Mari says: Eastgardens Seafood Flag no.1263 Westfield Shopngtwn Eastgardens Pagewood NSW 2035 ph: (02) 9344 6806
Mari says: no GO AWAY!
Mari says: Hai Loi Fish Market, Shp 18 BKK Shopng Cntr Cnr Evan & Barber Ave Eastlakes NSW 2018 ph: (02) 9317 3218
Mari says: NOW go away!
george says: ok thanks

Ok NOW my eye is twitching..