The Cat, The Dog and Their Sheepy Babies

First a quote from Red Dwarf:

Lister: I'm going to Fiji. I'm going to have a sheep and a cow and breed horses.

And now a word from the pre-school..

This morning, Josie and Rachel created a story while molding with the play dough and the animals. Very patiently, they dictated their story to Alex.

This is the story of Cats and Dogs:

Once upon a time there was a cat and a dog marrying each other. The dog was wearing a marrying thing called pants, the cat was wearing a yellow dress. They started to have lots of friends coming to the “marrying party”. Their friends were: a cow, a sheep, a horse, a pig, a nice goat and a kitty cat.

They ate chocolate cake with yellow and purple icing.

Then the cat and dog had lots of babies, sheeps and cows. They were a happy family.

After laughing for a good 10 minutes, I wiped the tears from my eyes and proceeded to show a lot of people from work.