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Thursday, December 02, 2010

The Awful Truth

Mari realised the awful truth of her advancing age tonight.

And in the most heinous of betrayals, this realisation was brought to her by her beloved Days Of Our Lives.

A recently returned character from days long past mentioned that "the last of his kids had gone off to college" and in the midst of chuckling over how fast and loose these daytime soaps play with time her hindbrain completed the calculation, she went deathly pale and a hoarse denial tore itself loose from the pit of her soul, bursting forth from out her mouth in horror and fury.

It had indeed been 20 years since Justin and Adrienne got hitched and started knocking out babies.

Sorry Baby.
Better luck next time?

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