Tales From The Josie-Meister

From the desk of Uncle Mat..

Josie: People are ... BAD
Ant: Why?
Josie: Because .. big girls .. don't wear nappies!
Ant: Well when you stop peeing in your pants at night then you can stop wearing nappies at night.
Josie: ... Oh...

Josie: .... (stuff going on .. people talking to Uncle Mat in grandpa's bedroom .. Josie not getting the attention she wants) .. MAT .... (comes over next to Uncle Mat) ... MATTY! MATTEEEEEE!
Mat: Yes Joseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mat: she showed me her lucky rock ...
Mat: we had fun for a while where I was trying to convince her it was "RUCKY LOCK"
Mat: and she kept having to correct her derranged uncle

Mat: oh yes .. there was one point where she threw her lucky rock up in the air .. hit herself on the head .. and stood there rubbing her head looking perplexed
Mat: think she just invented gravity

Mat: When I got there Ant was trying to help dad use a new credit card with his TAB account .. he was on hold and had been for some time ... then he made me take over .. I was then on hold for 25 mins with no idea of what I was doing
Mat: When we eventually talked to someone, Dad had to identify himself to them .. again ... so he's trying to hear what's being said .. Josie is jumping up and down on his bed and singing Shabbat Shalom at the top of her voice
Mat: Ant is trying to convince her to be quiet while Dad's on the phone
Mat: Josie's looking at him as if he's gone completely mad and shaking her head saying "Noooooooo" with that look on her face that says "you obviously don't understand how the world works daddy"


lol..